Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Macho Man Randy Savage Prevents the Rapture

As many of you know the Rapture was supposed to take place on Saturday at 6 PM. Well, some believe this was a miscalculation by the old pastor, some believe the Rapture is made up, but others know the real truth...


...the coming Rapture was met by an Atomic Elbow Drop. Macho Man died to save us from our sins. Communion shall now be replaced by Slim Jims and Red Bulls. OH YEAH!!!

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